What I do
Ideate
Think of crazy ideas that could be startups, but would actually never work.
Build
Craft digital experiences that captivate users for startups that shouldn't exist.
Launch
Unleash creative solutions that push the boundaries of creative (im)possibility.
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LET'S WORK TOGETHER
Unleashing Innovation: Explore the Quirky and Impactful World of Startups
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Engaging Solutions
Engage with dynamic solutions tailored to meet evolving demands and seize competitive advantage.
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Dynamic Ventures
Explore futuristic concepts that envision tomorrow's technology and pave the way for the future.
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Futuristic Concepts
Embark on your journey with us by scheduling a consultation to discuss your vision and goals.
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The surreal portfolio
(coming soon)
Very real testimonials
I'm thinking about acquiring Surreal Startups and merging it into The Honest Company because of how honest these startups are.
Jessica Alba, hopefully
Actress and CEO @ The Honest Company
If I still had a show on air, I'd be giving out Surreal Startups products to my audiences like it's 1999.
Oprah, ideally
Media mogul
Surreal Startups is the portfolio company I always wanted, but never built.
Warren Buffett, probably
Billionaire investor @ Berkshire Hathaway
It's like what we do at The Onion, but for startups.
Ben Collins, perhaps
CEO @ The Onion
Engaging Portfolio of Vibrant Startups
Discover a Dynamic Portfolio of Innovative and Exciting Startups at SurrealStartups
Discover the Wildest Startups in Chicago
Explore Unconventional Startups in Chicago with SurrealStartups
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FAQs
What is Surreal Startups?
Surreal Startups is holding company of crazy (surreal) startups. Think of it as Berkshire Hathaway, where Berkshire Hathaway is Surreal Startups, and the portfolio of companies is websites for ridiculous startup ideas.
Are the startups listed here real?
Absolutely not. You're welcome to try to make them a reality, though.
Who built Surreal Startups?
Oh hey, this is me. You might know me online as @HiramFromTheChi.
Why did you build Surreal Startups?
I have so many ideas that are too crazy or goofy to work. Doesn't mean my creative thought should stop there, though.
Surreal Startups is a creative outlet that allows me to share my crazy ideas with the world, and keep my skills in web design, content, copy, etc. sharp.
It's like when you'd draw something in during class to let your mind wander.
Let's (not) work together
Don't contact me, I only launch ideas that come to me at random times 😵💫
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